GTA4 : Release Day

29 04 2008

Well folks its finally here, the official release day of GTA 4. I have been reading and watching the videos that are up and man this game looks so sick I cant wait to play it. Since I have not played the game I have a sample review from our friends at IGN.com:

April 25, 2008 - Criminals are an ugly, cowardly lot more worthy of pity and disdain than admiration. This is what you’ll learn playing through the single-player campaign in Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto IV. The series cheered (and criticized) for glorifying violence has taken an unexpected turn: it’s gone legit. Oh sure, you’ll still blow up cop cars, run down innocent civilians, bang hookers, assist drug dealers and lowlifes and do many, many other bad deeds, but at a cost to main character Niko Bellic’s very soul. GTA IV gives us characters and a world with a level of depth previously unseen in gaming and elevates its story from a mere shoot-em-up to an Oscar-caliber drama. Every facet of Rockstar’s new masterpiece is worthy of applause. Without question, Grand Theft Auto IV is the best game since Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

You play as Niko Bellic, an Eastern European attempting to escape his past and the horrors of the Bosnian war. He arrives in Liberty City to experience the American dream, only to discover his cousin, Roman, may have fibbed a bit in his tales of success. Starting from nothing, Niko makes a living as a killer and enforcer, a bad-ass foreigner who appears to have no morals. The longer we stay with Niko, the more we see that there is a broken human being inside, one who would give anything to escape the person he once was.

Don’t worry, GTA’s famed over-the-top action and tongue-in-cheek humor are intact, but there is a new level of sophistication in the characters and the game world that raises the story above the norm. As Niko becomes mired in the death throes of American organized crime, he begins to become more self-aware. Niko’s struggles with his ruthless nature never inhibit the gameplay, but instead enhance the emotional gravity of a brilliant storyline. The more absurd the action becomes, the greater we feel the very real pathos of Niko Bellic.

Much of the credit goes to the artists at Rockstar North who created as believable a city as possible. Liberty City is inspired by New York, but not beholden to it. While there are many parallels, Liberty exists in its own universe and rightfully so. Many open-world games have cities that feel as if they existed only from the moment you first turned on your console, but Liberty City looks lived in. It’s an old city and each block has its own vibe and its own history.

Drive around Liberty City and you’ll be able to identify each individual block. Though Liberty is filled with brownstones and a myriad of similar brick buildings, you can tell one from the other, just as you can in New York. Go to an affluent neighborhood and the street is likely to be newly paved, the pedestrians better dressed, the cops more plentiful. But head to Dukes or Bohan and you’ll find streets nearly stripped of asphalt, homeless people wandering about aimlessly and criminals preying on the weak.

Blah blah blah ……. click the blue link to see the videos (highly recommended). Once I get back from my business trip, I will purchase this bitch and document my vacation to Liberty City.





perez = shit

14 04 2008

The queen of all media this fuck calls himself.  This guy has some how made a living being a shitheal to all celebrities and you know what, they seem to love it, so here it goes:

Fuck the following people:

Tom cruise - you took Joey and turned her into a weirdo, dont you think your baby looks like Chris Klien?

Will Smith - no reason, your actually fuckin badass

Lindsay Lohan ( literally :D fuckin foxy)

The Beckhams - bend it baby, you guys are super awesome as well

This is awesome, now maybe i will get to fly places and say “fuck you tito ortez” …..chuckle….  The thing that really has made me angry with this beeotch is his article on Vanilla Ice. I am a huge ICP/Ice fan and the fact that this fat fucker has called him a “has been”. Lets see, 17 million albums sold……hmmmmm…has been thats a multimillionaire…. ya fuck that guy

Dont worry Perez, your day will come when you are like:

“I’m Perez Hilton, I make fun of people”

I am very confident that you will also be called a has been in the next coupe years

Go fuck yourself,

DMAC





ICBC, you are not my friend

6 04 2008

Well kinda, its new to me :D I searched high and low and bought a 1994 ford tempo. Shes a beauty, have a look at some of the features:

  • new tires
  • new brakes
  • good interior
  • fantastic idle
  • two-toned paint
  • 8 spoke mags

The true story my friends is the trip to get insurance. I begin by picking up the papers that are done with like a blue felt marker, thus not marking any of the required papers. I rush to the first insurance place, closed. So on to the next place, turns out that place I thought had one, doesn’t even.

So our last stop brings us to the mall, where I had over my paper work to get plates on my new ride. Turns out that the felt pen was not such a good idea and she (Edith Dyck) tells me I need to do them over again. WTF I say and storm out.

I then fill out the new transfer papers (complete with forged siggy) and present myself back at the office in 5 minutes. Most retailers would be kind a suspicious and turn me away or something, but not old dyck she welcomes me and heres what was said:

ED - “Oh my this is all wrong (nervous laughter) but i will make some little marks here and here

DM- ” So what do you need now, i am looking forward to getting home”

ED- “So do you have a blank check?”

Oh fuck i forgot the check so i cant get insurance by the month now by the day, gets worse:

ED - ” So you bought the car for 400.00, why is this?”

DM - ” its old, paint missing, mold and such inside”

ED - “So it needs fixing, why did you buy it then, I would have looked for other ones”

Thanks tips i say quietly to myself. All the time she is laughing nervously like I was going to knock her out. Anyways ICBC not only takes 30 bones for canceling my insurance, but now they charge me 28 to get it back plus two days of basic insurance for a grand total of 92.00, again I say WTF.tempo

UPDATE : car is awesome, but on a side not I was at a party last night and i said the term ” Muffin Man” and this guy started quoting some frank zappa. I looked up this song today and would like to provide small sample for you:

“The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen… reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt…
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!”

for all the lyrics please vist www.Iamthemuffinman.com