Back in the game….

31 05 2008

Well after seeing how much people read blogs, i figure that I should shout out a couple that I have read in the last couple of days that have made me laugh, cry and want to hurl:

1. Regretful Morning

Caught this one the other day and had to stop reading as I was becoming a disturbance in my workplace. Site is full of those stories that just are so funny that you can see it happening. I personally pictured the guys from american pie when reading these tales, for example:

“About an hour later my friend shows back up at the party with a reddish brown beard.  Apparently she started her (you know what) as he was going down on her, and he was too drunk to know the difference.  Nasty!! “

Classic material for all to say “Shit…..I remember a time”. So I encourage you to stop there an add a few of your own.

2. Conjecture +

This wonderful lady sits next to me and does this blogging thing very well, we were counting the days until she got 500 views, now shes at 1000. She taught me how to get this shit rigged up and it is much appreciated. Her site is mainly about fashion and other assorted goodies so I highly recommend checking it out.

I also have been working on a baseball grid that will hopefully fly me to vegas in the next couple of months to win some real money but until then, happy trails partner





Last weekend….

4 05 2008

So last weekend I went on an adventure to Ucluelet and it was amazing. Saw so many sites and interesting things, just awesome.

Got picked up after work and headed for the ferry about 150kms away and had about 5 mins to spare.  Rickrolled a j and puffed er on the ride across to Vancouver Island. Once there we stopped in Nanimo and went to Montanas Steakhouse. Food was alright, playoffs were on shit was good, the we got the bill for three ppl for 116.00, the most expensive dinner of my adult life so far. Hit the road and listened to Sirius radio for the next 2.5 hours.

Finally get to the destination and realize we have no place to sleep, luckly there was a pull out couch and we were able to get our sleep on. Next day was action packed, breakfast on the inlet, then cleaned buddies house and went to the dump. At the dump there were at least 30 bald eagles flying, scavenging and so forth, truely amazing.

The time was now set for surfing in the Pacific Ocean. We geared up and hit the waves. I never got full stand motion but rode at least 5 waves straight to shore. Sun drenched and tired as fuck we turned out backs on this surfers paradise and started home.  One the trip back I saw a bear loungin by the road (first time) and then a deer standing in the road, nature at its finest. Frozen lakes and mountainous terrain driving a 96 dodge witha bedfull of shit and canoe strapped to the roof. Made the last ferry with 9 mins to spare.

I totally recommend this trip to anyone.





GTA4 : Release Day

29 04 2008

Well folks its finally here, the official release day of GTA 4. I have been reading and watching the videos that are up and man this game looks so sick I cant wait to play it. Since I have not played the game I have a sample review from our friends at IGN.com:

April 25, 2008 - Criminals are an ugly, cowardly lot more worthy of pity and disdain than admiration. This is what you’ll learn playing through the single-player campaign in Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto IV. The series cheered (and criticized) for glorifying violence has taken an unexpected turn: it’s gone legit. Oh sure, you’ll still blow up cop cars, run down innocent civilians, bang hookers, assist drug dealers and lowlifes and do many, many other bad deeds, but at a cost to main character Niko Bellic’s very soul. GTA IV gives us characters and a world with a level of depth previously unseen in gaming and elevates its story from a mere shoot-em-up to an Oscar-caliber drama. Every facet of Rockstar’s new masterpiece is worthy of applause. Without question, Grand Theft Auto IV is the best game since Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

You play as Niko Bellic, an Eastern European attempting to escape his past and the horrors of the Bosnian war. He arrives in Liberty City to experience the American dream, only to discover his cousin, Roman, may have fibbed a bit in his tales of success. Starting from nothing, Niko makes a living as a killer and enforcer, a bad-ass foreigner who appears to have no morals. The longer we stay with Niko, the more we see that there is a broken human being inside, one who would give anything to escape the person he once was.

Don’t worry, GTA’s famed over-the-top action and tongue-in-cheek humor are intact, but there is a new level of sophistication in the characters and the game world that raises the story above the norm. As Niko becomes mired in the death throes of American organized crime, he begins to become more self-aware. Niko’s struggles with his ruthless nature never inhibit the gameplay, but instead enhance the emotional gravity of a brilliant storyline. The more absurd the action becomes, the greater we feel the very real pathos of Niko Bellic.

Much of the credit goes to the artists at Rockstar North who created as believable a city as possible. Liberty City is inspired by New York, but not beholden to it. While there are many parallels, Liberty exists in its own universe and rightfully so. Many open-world games have cities that feel as if they existed only from the moment you first turned on your console, but Liberty City looks lived in. It’s an old city and each block has its own vibe and its own history.

Drive around Liberty City and you’ll be able to identify each individual block. Though Liberty is filled with brownstones and a myriad of similar brick buildings, you can tell one from the other, just as you can in New York. Go to an affluent neighborhood and the street is likely to be newly paved, the pedestrians better dressed, the cops more plentiful. But head to Dukes or Bohan and you’ll find streets nearly stripped of asphalt, homeless people wandering about aimlessly and criminals preying on the weak.

Blah blah blah ……. click the blue link to see the videos (highly recommended). Once I get back from my business trip, I will purchase this bitch and document my vacation to Liberty City.





perez = shit

14 04 2008

The queen of all media this fuck calls himself.  This guy has some how made a living being a shitheal to all celebrities and you know what, they seem to love it, so here it goes:

Fuck the following people:

Tom cruise - you took Joey and turned her into a weirdo, dont you think your baby looks like Chris Klien?

Will Smith - no reason, your actually fuckin badass

Lindsay Lohan ( literally :D fuckin foxy)

The Beckhams - bend it baby, you guys are super awesome as well

This is awesome, now maybe i will get to fly places and say “fuck you tito ortez” …..chuckle….  The thing that really has made me angry with this beeotch is his article on Vanilla Ice. I am a huge ICP/Ice fan and the fact that this fat fucker has called him a “has been”. Lets see, 17 million albums sold……hmmmmm…has been thats a multimillionaire…. ya fuck that guy

Dont worry Perez, your day will come when you are like:

“I’m Perez Hilton, I make fun of people”

I am very confident that you will also be called a has been in the next coupe years

Go fuck yourself,

DMAC





ICBC, you are not my friend

6 04 2008

Well kinda, its new to me :D I searched high and low and bought a 1994 ford tempo. Shes a beauty, have a look at some of the features:

  • new tires
  • new brakes
  • good interior
  • fantastic idle
  • two-toned paint
  • 8 spoke mags

The true story my friends is the trip to get insurance. I begin by picking up the papers that are done with like a blue felt marker, thus not marking any of the required papers. I rush to the first insurance place, closed. So on to the next place, turns out that place I thought had one, doesn’t even.

So our last stop brings us to the mall, where I had over my paper work to get plates on my new ride. Turns out that the felt pen was not such a good idea and she (Edith Dyck) tells me I need to do them over again. WTF I say and storm out.

I then fill out the new transfer papers (complete with forged siggy) and present myself back at the office in 5 minutes. Most retailers would be kind a suspicious and turn me away or something, but not old dyck she welcomes me and heres what was said:

ED - “Oh my this is all wrong (nervous laughter) but i will make some little marks here and here

DM- ” So what do you need now, i am looking forward to getting home”

ED- “So do you have a blank check?”

Oh fuck i forgot the check so i cant get insurance by the month now by the day, gets worse:

ED - ” So you bought the car for 400.00, why is this?”

DM - ” its old, paint missing, mold and such inside”

ED - “So it needs fixing, why did you buy it then, I would have looked for other ones”

Thanks tips i say quietly to myself. All the time she is laughing nervously like I was going to knock her out. Anyways ICBC not only takes 30 bones for canceling my insurance, but now they charge me 28 to get it back plus two days of basic insurance for a grand total of 92.00, again I say WTF.tempo

UPDATE : car is awesome, but on a side not I was at a party last night and i said the term ” Muffin Man” and this guy started quoting some frank zappa. I looked up this song today and would like to provide small sample for you:

“The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen… reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt…
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!”

for all the lyrics please vist www.Iamthemuffinman.com





Macnesa Picks 3/30/08

30 03 2008

If your like me then you like hip hop. I can say that I have been listing to “rap” music for almost 20 years, my first cd was vanilla ice, please get the laughs out now………(side note: my first date with my girlfriend we went to see the ice man at a bar in abbotsford and I tell you it was amazing, got back stage, smoked a j with him, did some e and got pulled over by the police, but I digest) A couple of years ago I used to frequent a site called tha_industry.net, which had tonnes of pirated albums and shit, but the best thing was the mixtape section.

The industry has since been shut down but I have located a new site that is 10000 times better then the others that have come along. It is called MixtapeTorrent.com and it is the shit. There is so much going on here its hard to find some good beats, so I will list my top 5 in the first 30 pages.

Swishahouse

Swishahouse is still one of my favorite labels out there. Mike Jones/Paul Wall/ Slimm Thugg, if these names don’t ring a bell, then search wikipedia for swishahouse records. shit is hard and awesome flow, definitely recommend this one.

DJ 31 Degreez - Texas Massacre 12

I downloaded the first 8 texas massacres on a dialup connnection and loved everyone of them. Chamillionare has the sickest flow I have ever heard and the man cant be touched. Overall 16 tracks is knda lame but 31 degreez has yet to let me down with these albums

DJ UMC & DJ Blazita - 90s Piff

This one is good for me as it has the early stages for me, not too gangsta I would like to be but with 61 tracks to choose from, its a good d/l. Got some wu, biggie, dre and all those busters that made you feel like a pimp.

DJ OP & Fabolous - The Fabolous Life

Chances are you have either heard of Fab or not. If not you have been missing something great for many years. I can say that this artist is as good or better than the illest freestyler on the planet Cassisdy. The hit song “Breathe” was an instant classic and this is sure to keep your system warm and ready for summer.

DJ Vlad, Dirty Harry & DJ Green Lantern - 2Pac Vs Biggie Rap Phenomenon (Special Collectors Edition)(2CD)

This is the find of the day as everyone knows, I am a huge biggie fan. I used to give no respect to 2pac but over the years my tastes have improved and I now listen to a little pac on a daily basis. From the reviews that I have read this is supposed to be one of, if not the best biggie mixes around. I personally have about 14 biggie mixtapes and currently in the works on my own (Macnesa Presents……. Notorious: release date: TBA) so I will be looking forward to hitting this shit up son.





Sunday Afternoon

30 03 2008

Well another sunday has come and gone, but I am still here. I have been doing my “daily” research on digg.com and would like to present the top 5 articles of the day, well at least in my mind:

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand “Blood on the Sand” is something more exotic, more Hollywood blockbuster. This game sets 50’s character against a cabal of international gangsters on a far-flung, bullet-riddled adventure. Hopefully its better than “Bulletproof” which was hard as fuck to play, but now that I think about i was extremely high on drugs so game could have been cool :D

50 cent video game

  Ladies in Copenhagen rejoice !

Feminism some men may argue, has its downsides - particularly when it means they have to share the housework.

But few would protest against the latest victory for women’s rights.

Ladies in Copenhagen will now be allowed to swim and walk around topless in public pools.

As Lil Jon would say………………………….. “Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah”

Sitka fishermen strike herring mother lode

How about a job grossing half a million bucks in 60 minutes?  That’s what some commercial seine fishermen in Sitka scooped out of the water on Wednesday — in the form of fatty, silvery Pacific herring. I personally think that it will have a negative impact on the environment, but I am not swimming in money like these fucks :D

Top 20 Most Dangerous Vehicles

I first thought this list was about animals left in cars, but turns out that these cars are actually killers. For example, the Nissan (nasdaq: NSANY - news - people ) 350Z has a death rate that’s about double that of the average sports car.

19 Upcoming Horror Movies We’re Dying to See!

I love a good scary flick, with a hand full of popcorn and a scared girl by your side. There are some good ones on the list and there are some bad ones. My fav’s just by looking are:

1. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Release Date: July 11, 2008.

2. Teeth
Release Date: May 6, 2008

3. Machete
Release Date: TBA

4. The Ruins
Release Date: April 4, 2008

5. Wizard of Gore
Release Date: TBA

Happy viewing and we will see you next time





friday at work

25 03 2008

Today I made this:

ninja turtle





big brother tuesdays

19 03 2008

well its that time of the week, and we are watching big brother and i am stoned.

As we are watching i am listening to these people and realize that they are just as fucked up as me. Just after the “Bible Buddies” segment it started to get good. This chick named Shelia  has to were this red leotard for some reason all the time.

Ok …. I just read that i think i need to stop writing to night, so here are the highlights

  •  shelia needs to study the POV contest
  •  shelia begins to question friendship
  •  I am legend dvd commercial - awesome
  •  natalie has some big ol titties
  •  group outside is talkin trash about shelia
  •  shelia is sleeping and they have a imagninary POV comp
  •  shelia says f@#k you and loves it
  •  POV comp is selected
  •  grant likes natalie
  • POV event looks lke a guinea pig cage
  • veto comp involves chainsaws
  •  arms missing, blood everywhere

The end.





Digg this….

9 03 2008

So at work some days I sit in my cube and read the world of digg.com. There is so much information, mostly on the election, but others just breifly catch your eye. Sometimes there is shit, but then again one mans shit is another mans treasure? I think thats how it goes, but anyways…..
Tilted Twister

Basically its a  lego structure that can solve a rubic’s cube in under 10 mins. I remember that I had one of these fuckers once and I took all the colours off and cheated. I highly recommend this as a light read.

Mp3gle - The Audio Search Engine

This looks very interesting for todays pirate.  My sample search string was :

 ”triple six clubhouse  - three six mafia”

Not only was I able to locate my tune, but was offered several other various artist with remixes. Once clicked it opens a listening window, you also have the option to download the music as well. Watch the volume at work as not everyone like to get derrty.

 SportsBettingChamp.com

I have been eying this up for aboot a month  and it seems like a heck of a syste. This year it is 69- 1 for the NBA alone!!! Please someone try this and leave me a comment if it works. I would try it but the credit cards are locked away….since the accident that is.

The Cars of the World’s Billionaires

So does Bill Gates really drive a ford focus, what about warren buffet and his ragtop 64? Here is a list of some of the supercars that the 1% drive, or better yetr have driven for them. I wonder if the Trump likes firebirds as much as me. I know for a fact that the inventor of “IKEA” drives a 84 volvo to the office every day. Amazing stuff and a good read.

Pregnant cow raped by a 20 year old man

Remember the term “Why buy the cow, when i get the milk for free?” Well this asshole takes it to another level. My head hurts thinking about it, some peoples children

Harvey Dent Making Phone Calls

This really makes me excited as the film is on its way. I have been waiting for this since i saw the end of “Batman Begins”. Three words “fucking rad man”. Joker will be missed, RIP Heath.